Fruit Inspection

Okay…the list has been updated and the only ones that are left are 7 and 10. I added a couple more quotes. See if you can get it now…

My sister did this on her Facebook page. I thought it’d be fun for my blog. First, I’ll write quotes from 15 of my favorite movies. Then, you can leave me a comment guessing which movie they are from. No cheating, now, using Google and IMDb. I’ll update the list as they are answered correctly.

1. “Have you been shootin’ up Rogaine?” ~Evan Almighty

2. “Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. That’s what momma always says. She says that beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.” ~Hope Floats

3. “Hey you know, the first time I tried to talk to you, you embarrassed me. So I teased you a little bit which maybe I shouldn’t have done, so I’m sorry. And now you’re sitting over there playing with your knife, trying to frighten me – which you’re doing a good job. But if you’re gonna kill me, get on with it; if not, shut the hell up – I’m on vacation.” ~City Slickers

4. “You don’t say “sorry” when you shoot somebody. You can say “sorry” when you step on someone’s toe, or accidentally break their glasses, or when you fart while they’re eating. YOU DON’T SAY YOU’RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE!” ~Nothing to Lose

5. “Now I may be a mean cuss. But I’m the same mean cuss with everybody out there on that football field. The world don’t give a damn about how sensitive these kids are, especially the young black kids. You ain’t doin’ these kids a favor by patronizing them. You crippling them; You crippling them for life.” ~Remember the Titans

6. “She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she’s not completely unfortunate looking.” ~Legally Blonde

7. “Woah, that’s a bad guy, that’s a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads!”
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“How could I help? I’m just a woman with a dusty old uterus.”
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“Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?” ~Get Smart

8. “Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn’t having sex nearly as often as you were.” ~Liar Liar

9. “There’s no way on earth we’re going to get out of here tonight. We’d have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.” ~Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

10. “I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It’s not funny.”
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“Guys, a woman’s purse, alright, it’s her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.”
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“Our love fern! You let it die!” ~How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days

11. “You can’t judge your father by his actions and yourself by your intentions. It just doesn’t work that way.” ~Facing the Giants

12. “What? I’m sorry, I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?” ~My Cousin Vinny

13. “All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn’t established until World War I. If it’s 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.” ~National Treasure

14. “Well, you are white and I’m black. See Jake, you think just like them, that’s why I picked you; you are one of them , don’t you see?. Oh, you think you ain’t because you eat in Claude’s and you are out there trying to get me off on TV talking about black and white, but the fact is you are just like all the rest of them. When you look at me, you don’t see a man, you see a black man.” ~A Time to Kill

15. “Women are crazy! Who would want to do that again?” ~What Women Want

Well, there you have it! Have fun!!! I can’t wait to read your guesses!