Q: What’s worse than not being able to identify venomous snakes from their non-poisonous counterparts?
A: Finding such an unidentifiable creature in your garage.
Q: What’s worse than finding such an unidentifiable creature in your garage?
A: Not noticing it until you have one child in your house and the other one standing at the bottom of the steps, and it’s between the two of you.
Q: What’s worse than having a snake between you and your child?
A: The realization that snakes can apparently climb steps!
Q: What’s worse than the realization that snakes can climb steps?
A: When you screamed at the top of your lungs to get the attention of your husband, you scared the key-rap out of your daughter who cried and thought the whole family was doomed to death.
Q: What’s worse than scaring the key-rap out of your daughter?
A: Going out the front door to grab your son who is still standing in the garage with strict instuctions to “DO NOT MOVE” and having to stand guard of the snake until your husband gets his shoes and can come to your rescue.
Q: What’s worse than having to stand guard of a snake?
A: The fact that when your hero husband arrives to rid you of the black serpent, it’s gone. GONE! You were standing outside the garage door. So where did it go??? It’s definitely in the garage somewhere, but you don’t know where!
Q: What’s worse than wondering where in the world the creepy critter has gone?
A: Wondering if you will EVER be able to EVER enter your garage again EVER!!!!!
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Thanks a lot! I had a nightmare last night that a snake was chasing Tyler in my kitchen. When I caught it (with my bare hands), it was a bright red and yellow plastic snake! It makes me want to get a cat :)