Once upon a time there was a cat. A long, lean, slinky black cat. She meowed and purred and nudged and hissed. She loved being a cat and loved all other cats. It was in her blood. She knew she was meant to be a cat.
During this same time, there was a pirate. He wasn’t as sure of his identity as the cat. The pirate loved to watch pirate movies. He loved to hear them talk and swing their swords and defend their ships. But he also loved Wolverine, Mario, Iron Man, Optimus Prime, and Tron. Oh to be just ONE hero for ONE night!!! Spiderman, Batman, GI Joe, or the Stealth Ninja? It’s impossible to choose!!!
So the pirate and the cat’s mother took upon herself to decide the pirate’s fate. And after finding a deal on Ebay, it was decided. Captain Jack Sparrow would be terrorizing our neighborhood in search of candy on Halloween night.
The End
