I am small and orange. I am blue on one end and it sucks.
I am 3 inches long and hollow in the middle. I weigh about as much as a sheet of paper.
Kids love me! Mothers…not so much.
Dogs like to chew me into little bits, leaving tiny pieces of wet foam stuck all over the hardwood floors.
What am I??? Still not sure?
See me sitting there on the door frame? I am elusive and difficult to catch. Often leaving those around me wondering, “Where’d it go?”
Still others, who were not present for my initial discharge, find me later and wonder “how’d that get here?”
I am mostly harmless with an occasional eye incident. Nothing that a little scolding for the guilty party can’t fix.
I am a nightmare at clean up time, leaving many a parent thinking “This is the last time I buy any more of these darn things!” But they will. Because the truth is, they think I’m loads of fun too!
So, what am I???
A nerf dart.
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I have found those things EVERYWHERE!!! I think the topper is in the freezer. Huh? How did it get there? NO clue!!!
When I first started reading, I was so hoping this was a guessing game where we would guess in our comment! I was so excited because only 2 sentences in, and I already knew the right answer:) Comes with having 2 boys (oh, and a dog)!!!
Girl. My man asked for these for Christmas one year. I said no. :)
Just wait until they move on the air soft guns. Those buggers end up in your dryer
and every corner of the house and they hurt too when you step on them! The joy
of boys.